Noisey neighbours

Strange goings on in the house next door.Most people suffer from noisey neighbours (is that spelt right,it doesn't look it?) but we have some that just seem to disappear at weekends.They have been here a year now and we have spoken once when they moved in and we must have made such an impression we've hardly seen them since.Mind you I'm not that worried as I don't really want to associate with a man that mows his lawn in his best shoes! My dad always said don't trust a man who hasn't any trainers( he didn't have any).The most we see of them is when he comes out to re-adjust the ribbons he has put up to stop birds landing on thier fence.This collapses every day as it is only held up on 6ft canes and the doves land on it anyway.If he doesn't want birds in his garden he perhaps shouldn't have bought a house next to fields,between 2 bird lovers and it might help if he took the nuts down off his own bird table.It's pretty obvious we are dealing with a man of superior intelligence.
By the way he's a teacher. And everyone wonders why kids are turning out like they are.

Just trying to let off some steam .Working tomorrow for the biggest tosser in Nottinghamshire (yes I know he's got a lot of competition) and currently thinking of indulging in liquid tranquilizer. Glad its raining as I'm not on holiday like thousands of others.

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